12/12/17 My Boss by Shane Healy

My boss is a very emotional monkey. Last night at work he had a mac book and he watched something that made him aggressive. So he threw his macbook and it got smashed. He got even more aggressive than he was before. So I, being kind, went in to him and tried to calm him down. I made him even worse so he bit my finger off. I went to hospital and had it sewn back on. Thankfully I’m now better than ever and somehow my boss got over his tantrum. He said “I’m sorry for what I did.” I accepted it and we’re getting on fine now.

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