Last Christmas, we had the old lady from next door over for dinner.
When she sat down she said, ” This chair is like a mattress of nails.”
When Mam brought out the wine she said, ” This is as bitter as a lemon.”
When Dad brought out the turkey she said, “This is as dry as the Sahara Desert.”
“Do you have any chips?” she asked.
So Mam made some chips. When Dad gave her the chips she said the vinegar was too sharp. I was told to go and get the desert and when I came back she was gone.