The Cycling Race wk 26 by Craig

Yesterday I was at a cycling race. It was three laps of the Velo Park in Kanturk. I was first for the whole race. Suddenly, I got a cramp and I started slowing down but the race was nearly over. I could make it, I thought. The last stretch go.  My trainer said it was a photo finish. Sadly, Joe had beaten me by an inch. I was so cross that I punched my handlebars multiple times and cracked my speedometer. What made me most mad was that my Mom said, “Better luck next time, pet.”

Ladders by Craig wk 23

My friends always made fun of me for being superstitious. They always tried to get me to walk under a ladder or something. It was a Monday morning. I was really tired, on the way to school. I saw men dressed in black overalls. They were carrying a ladder. I walked faster to avoid going under it. As I was near them they threw the ladder in front of me. I started sinking. I just walked under it. My face went red with anger. I fell to the pavement. I looked down and found a coin. Maybe my luck did change.

Operation Vinegar by Craig wk 22

2096, eight p.m. on a Friday evening, Operation Vinegar was on the  go. All we had to do was get good positioning and we could assassinate President Mickey Mac Donald and be famous. As I approached him I put my hand on the “vinegar” and was waiting for him to pass me. Then I shoved the katana through his stomach and the vinegar was too sharp and it pierced a random pedestrian minding his business and he was rushed to hospital. I felt so bad for him. I was sentenced  to 734 years in a maximum security prison with the biggest and baddest people.

My Teddy Bear wk 21 by Craig

It was my 6th birthday, Mom got me a super cute white teddy bear with a nice red bow around its neck. We sprinted as fast as we could to my Gran’s house. As we arrived, out of breath, I’d just realised that I dropped my bear somewhere along the way. I was devastated that I just lost my cute white bear. I told my Gran and she said she needed to go shopping but instead she went and got me the same bear with same red the bow ’round its neck. I was really and truly delighted with Gran.

X Factor 2019 by Craig wk 20

The X Factor 2019. I had been training my whole life for this moment, well since 2010 anyway! I was so  excited for this moment. I was nervous too but mostly excited. It was my turn to go on stage in front of everyone, I started rapping. I was killing it. Then it went to the super fast part, I was going well. Then I chocked it, I chocked it so hard I said escalator music instead of elevator music. It was so out of tune I nearly started to cry. It sounded so bad and then I lost.

The Alien Invasion by Craig

The 1st of June 2012 Aliens invaded our planet. They wanted everything we own, including children. Obviously we didn’t give them our children. So they started shooting people on the beach but not with a normal gun, it was a gun called the coloured statuilizer that froze you on the spot in a specific colour. The people who were shot hearts would stop and only recently everyone was freed. They were shocked with a tazer and they all would jump up, now they all live a happy life in the same town with no aliens shooting at them.

My Summer Day Wk 16 by Craig

I was out at the park in the summer. I bought a tub of bubbles. They were pink. Soon it was empty so I decided to ride my bicycle around town. I went home and my mom was really mad. I asked her what was wrong. She said she got fired. So I made her a cup of tea and went up stairs to play fortnite. After a few games I got bored. So then I went back on my bike and around town again. I stopped at the shop for a bag of Taylor’s. They were nice.

The Bank Robber wk 16 Craig

There was a man on the run after he robbed a bank. His name is Brian and his second name is Walker. Well he didn’t rob any ol’ bank, he robbed the biggest bank in America. He was on the run for a whole month before the FBI found him in a motel. When they found Brian, the FBI warned him a few times. Then they went to breach him. They were like, ” FBI, OPEN UP” and they kicked down the door. The light blinded him. He was hiding in the bathroom. Brian took a few shots at them but then he got popped.

The Man By Craig WK 14

There was a man who had a present for a nose, a ball for an eye and  holly in between his eye and the ball. You maybe wondering how this was possible. Well one day he woke up feeling a bit weird and then someone popped out of nowhere and said a weird magic spell of some sort. Then he fell into a very, very, deep sleep. One week later he woke up and sprinted into the bathroom, looked into mirror and then started to cry. He couldn’t bear to look at himself. Now everyone stares at him now.

The War by Craig Wk 13

It was the year 3000. The war had been going on for seven years now. Tyler and his best friend Ben were in the tower sniping at their enemies and then a guided missile was headed towards the bottom of the tower. They started sprinting as fast as they could go. They only fell a few feet. Tyler and Ben were okay but they were exhausted from all the fighting and then to run down the stairs didn’t help at all. They were so close to winning the war. Three weeks later they had won, celebrated all day and they were delighted

The Boy by Craig wk 11

There once was a boy who loved going fast on his bike and one day he wanted to go into the forest but he wasn’t allowed so he ran out side and jumped on to his bike. He started to pedal faster and faster, he went so fast he couldn’t stop and boom he crashed and hit a tree.He went flying forwards and when he turned around his bike got stuck in a tree. He sat there for hours crying and when he stopped crying he tried to get his bike out but he couldn’t. It was stuck inside the tree.

The Gorilla Gone Mad week 10

Once I saw a pretty yellow gorilla running down the street so then I got my phone and took a video of it. He was bashing through walls, making bricks fly everywhere and one hit my phone. It instantly shattered, glass flying everywhere. One shard hit my face and cut me. I was pouring blood, all down my top. When I saw the blood I passed out but I  woke instantly when I hit the ground. I looked and saw the gorilla running towards me at full speed. I tried to get up but it was too late…

 

The Orange Dancer By Craig

Once there was an orange dancer who always danced clumsily. He was also a fighter and you may be wondering to your self how is he orange well he filled a bath to the top with fake tan, yes an entire BATH!

You maybe wondering why he would do that well he was as white as a ghost and that’s why he is permanently stained orange. When he dances now he stands out compared to the other dancers.  When he’s on stage and his bath tub is also stained dark orange and so are all his towels and clothes.

The Ugly Monster week28 by Alan

I was just walking and I just saw him. I don’t knowwhy  I freaked out. I thought to tell my friend Jonn.y I also told my mom and dad. It looked like a half wooden dude eating a tree to have more body made from wood. I took photos of it. Suddenly it just decided to chase me and Jonny. We got chased for about 3 mins.Then we finally lost that weird ugly monster. And we looked around but there was no foot step or sign of him which was good. We found our way home and Jonny went to my house and I never want to see that thing.