Some Weird Riot in the Shane OM.

”But why Mom? Why do we have to go for a daft old walk in that old run down park with half burnt and chopped down trees,”said I.

After all that talk of course we had to go to the park for a boring walk but at least we would be back in about half an hour I’d hope.

As we were walking we saw a riot of small tree men who attacked. They came from China. They’re here for pay back and they are not happy as we can see as we got taken into there saucer and then……

12/12/17 My Boss by Shane Healy

My boss is a very emotional monkey. Last night at work he had a mac book and he watched something that made him aggressive. So he threw his macbook and it got smashed. He got even more aggressive than he was before. So I, being kind, went in to him and tried to calm him down. I made him even worse so he bit my finger off. I went to hospital and had it sewn back on. Thankfully I’m now better than ever and somehow my boss got over his tantrum. He said “I’m sorry for what I did.” I accepted it and we’re getting on fine now.