The Ashes and Oaks conflict had been going on for years now as the Oaks still couldn’t get over the game of soccer they had lost three years ago. The war would hit the clock today.
The two armies stood facing each other with the look of death on their faces. The oaks were one man down but only to their advantage.
He lay on his stomach up on the top branch of his home as the throwing of keys and acorns commenced.
The Oaker had the biggest acorn of all and as the Ashes walked underneath him he pushed it over the edge. This killer blow brought peace over the enemies and the acorn is now known as the Acorn Of Peace.