Week 3 THE TRUTH ABOUT SCIENTISTS BY:TADHG

Have you ever wondered what scientists look like?

Well they have big spiked up YELLOW hair with faces as pale as vampires. And whoever said they wore big, white lab coats couldn’t be more wrong. They normally wear old jumpsuits from the 80s and have ideas flowing through their heads all the time. Like making a BICYCLE powered toaster and even though their mother WARNED them not to, they would take one DESPERATE cycle and “POP!” “BANG!” “CRASH!” . The thing would explode and their dog would come in and GREEDILY take the bits left on the ground . Why do I know this? It’s because I am one.