Hi my name is OSCAR the orange. I am flying to the Roman city Bath for a dancing competition. When I got there on the plane there were two people called Bill Banana and William Watermelon. William was very aggressive on the plane – well he was a fighter but Bill, on the other hand, was a very cowardly person. When we got off the plane I called Uber and an old man in a banger of a car collected us. It took us 2 hours and 29 minutes. We then arrived at the competition. I was up next. I danced very poorly and clumsily. This was the worst day ever.