Pigs were slowly becoming extinct. A farmer in Ireland decided to make a new breed of pig. He combined a couple of species’ DNA. The pigs had one downside to them, they were really slow because they were extremely fat. One pig could supply about a hundred people. A few years later, giant white wings started to grow out of their sides. They started to fly into the sunset. The people started to get incandescent with rage.
“I didn’t realise they could fly,” protested the farmer.
Well at least that’s how he remembers it. I remember it differently.