“Hello and welcome to the 60th annual snail race!” said the commentator to the spectators.
“Now let me run over the rules,” he said getting quite serious.
“First one to climb down the side of the house wins!”
“On your marks, get set, GO!!”
It was tight coming up the first gutter as the snail known as Leaf Eater was leading. The snail known as Clumsy was coming dead last as usual.
Leaf Eater came down the house like a cheetah chases after a gazelle.
It was all over as Leaf Eater was about to cross the line when all of a sudden Clumsy went into the gutter and it came down the drainpipe and won the race.
“We have a new champion and his name is Clumsy!”