It was just another ordinary day and I was doing something that wasn’t at all usual. I was cleaning the kitchen sink, well trying.
All of a sudden there was a roaring gurgle and this slimy, ugly, green “sink monster” appeared.
“Stoop rowin your dir a me,”he stammered.
“Unless you has a death wish I avise you stoop rowin your dir down a me,”he once again stuttered and stammered.
In the blink of an eye he turned and fled down the drainpipe. It came down the drainpipe at a rapid speed.
This concluded my sink cleaning career.