Most people think being a guard is simple, just walking around making sure people don’t do anything bad or not get inside a certain building. But guarding AREA 51 ain’t simple. As you may know a lot of people are trying to get inside. It’s so annoying. Last week’s encounter was very weird. Jim and I were on our night shift when I heard a rustling noise coming from a bush. I ignored it and then WHOOSH! Something flew out of the bush. It made a loud annoying noise and as it flew closer to us. I couldn’t see it until I saw blinking lights beneath it. A drone. Jim shot it down and two teenage boys ran out of the bush. I was surprised because people never use drones trying to get inside the facility.